Trouble AGAIN!

WHY DOES TROUBLE ALWAYS SEEM TO FIND ME?! LIKE REALLY! EVERYWHERE I GO I ALWAYS END UP GETTING IN TROUBLE. AND SOMETIMES ITS FOR THINGS THAT I HAD NOTHING TO DO. HERE IS WHERE IT ALL BEGAN. I WAS OVER BY MY COUSINS HOUSE THIS WEEK. WE WERE ALL HANGING OUT AND HAVING A GOOD TIME. THEN ONE OF MY COUSINS DECIDED TO GO PLAY DING DONG DITCH. I DIDNT FEEL LIKE RUNNING AROUND SO I TOLD HER I WOULD STAY IN FRONT OF THE HOUSE. SO THEY WENT WONDERING OFF. THERE FIRST HOUSE WAS THE OLD MAN THAT LIVED NEXT DOOR. "NOT SO SMART" SO THEY RUNG THE BELL AND RAN. SO THE MAN COMES OUT AND THE FIRST PERSON HE LOOKS AT IS ME! LIKE COMMON SENSE WOULD TELL YOU THAT IF I RUNG THE DOOR BELL I WOULDNT HAVE MADE IT ACROSS THE STREET AND DOWN THE BLOCK THAT FAST. SO HE WALKS TO ME SCREAMING WHY I RUNG HIS BELL. SOOO I DIDNT FEEL LIKE LISTENING TO HIS YAPPING SO I SIMPLY GOT UP AND SLAMMED THE DOOR IN HIS FACE WIT MUCH RESPECT. XD YES I KNOW. IM SO NICE. RIGHT? ^_^